Walt Stoneburner ([info]whiskeyrivers) wrote,
@ 2007-08-28 23:09:00
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Current music:"I just called, to say..." by Wetter and Wetter
Entry tags:dream, dreams, iphone

iPee
True story.

I was standing at a urinal when my iPhone rings. Now, normally I don't answer the phone while in a restroom, but I was curious as to who was calling me as I haven't made the number widely public yet. A huge green banner said it was my wife.

It was at that moment I woke up.

Or, more accurately, half-way woke up.

It was the middle of the night, I was under the covers, and when I turned my head, I could clearly see my wife sound asleep, and beyond her, my iPhone sitting in the charger, dark.

Yet, still half asleep, I could still 'hear' my iPhone ringing in my dream. Curious now as to what would happen, I decided as an experiment to answer it. I closed my eyes and instantly I was back in the dream in front of the urinal holding the phone.

I touched the answer button, lifted the phone to my face, and crystal clear I heard my wife say, very annoyed at me: "Clearly, you aren't getting the symbolism here." And then she abruptly hung up on me.

So, I put the iPhone in my pocket, woke up, and made my way to the rest room.

[Is this the first recorded iDream?]

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Now I dont care who ya are....
[info]roninwarrior
2007-09-10 04:15 am UTC (link)
that was funny! I've had plenty of symbolic dreams. Because i live near a Dam i had a dream the other night of it breaking and flooding everything around me... (just paid a huge amount in uneeded flood insurance due to FEMA but i'm fighting that - another story entirely) I woke up right before the water hit my house on the hill and had the sudden urge to use the restroom! yours, however, is much better and makes for better conversation....

-ronin (jt)

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